Last week Disney released an image of the official product packaging for Star Wars: The Force Awakens. It was up to our image-manipulating community to package the products—or not, in the case of this week’s winner.
There is absolutely nothing inside AlienofDoom’s Star Wars: The Force Awakens package, but the words “Collector’s Box” and official Star Wars graphics ensure that it is a non-product that will sell in the millions.
Now that doesn’t mean those who put actual products in the boxes aren’t winners as well. They’re just not top-of-page sort of products. I’m looking at you, Leia Blow-Up Doll.
Jedi Marketeers Of The Future
Ginger Snap — for reviving Colorforms. Nothing like kids crafts requiring ovens.
Gurkenlord — for the worst-case scenario.
Angry Fireball — for using the forks.
Rorbot — because I love screen decals.
Adrenalyn914 — because I’d buy this.
RyanTate — IT’S A TARP!
Broken — for clever cross-promotion.
darkfoxx — for painting by at least two numbers.
Shady5and5 — for what everyone wants.
tiemsels — for the best food gift box ever.
Finaldo — because this makes sense, I suppose.
Nil182 — Is it more LEGO than racist, or more racist than LEGO? I cannot tell.
CityShrimp — because I really want some Hot Pockets.
codexcdm — I just...it never ends.
sen — of all the living Jar-Jar products, this one calls it Stupid Toy. Hooray!
KBABZ — because this is what The Force looks like.
enchanted-fern — as long as it comes with a voice chip that completely mutes your voice, because dead.
moda21 — because this would be a normal size helmet on my giant head.
Tedsallis — I really need to start eating before judging these.
SilentAssassn87 — hahahaha look at the tiny lightsaber! What?
MrDeadScott — because beer.
Cartoonivore — because kids love flamethrowers! Duh.
GiantBoyDetective — for bending his wookie.
Tyler Tinsley — dammit.
Vikmourne — because Gary is the absolute best.
Mrichston — for the second-best alarm clock in the competition.
sciteach — for the first best alarm clock in the competition.
Yuyo — because d’awwww puppers.
Ihsus — seems legit.
hdfw — because this is a real thing.
DistractedObserver — for the quickest previous ‘Shop Contest call out ever.
BrawlX1 — because there are at least a dozen of these floating around.
kristiansja — for making everyone sad, you bastard.
Vaughn Whiskey — because it would sell millions.
And of course...
AlienofDoom for the win!
Tune in later today for the kick off of our latest ‘shop contest, which will almost certainly have nothing to do with Star Wars.