It says something about the effect Destiny's stinginess has had on my brain that I watched this video of someone getting three loot engrams at once and thought, "Oh hell yes, I want that to happen to me!"
Here's the clip, sent in by reader Peter J.:
I mean… it's two green engrams and a blue engram. Yay? Still, it's nice to see that there are some small ways people can feel a bit more rewarded by the game. Now, if we could just get Atheon to explode in a shower of engrams when he dies, we'll be in business.
Then again, knowing this game, every single engram he dropped would contain Chatterwhite.
Note: In the original version of this post, I mistakenly said that the multi-engram thing was related to the 'showers' listed in the latest Bungie update post. I've edited the post for accuracy. My mistake. Sorry!