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The Worst Black Belts Are the Best Black Belts

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PublishedNovember 19, 2013

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To get a black belt, you must train. You must focus. You also must flail like a goof ball. But, be sure to do it quickly.

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Black Belt Test SFII Edition [Dominic Moschitti@YouTube via ネタりか]

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