Photoshop by Luke Plunkett.

Remember sexy skateboard Geralt? From the beach and also your dreams? Yeah, well you can play basically as him in The Witcher 3 now.

Geralt of Rivia’s Pro Witcher 3 mod imbues Geralt with the ability to slide—ala when you’re coming down a steep hill or mountain—everywhere. Oh, did I mention the ludicrous speeds? Because they really are quite something. Check out this video (via PC Gamer):

Modder Eutirion originally created this ode to the gods of grind to assist with a no-fast-travel playthrough of the game, so it includes some other options—like the ability to swim so fast that you’ll start to actually feel bad for Drowners—in addition to Geralt’s newfound boarding prowess.

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Sorry, Roach. Until you figure out how to do a kickflip to a 720 indie horsebone, looks like you’re out of a job.