Mark Paynopolis? Mark Paynopolis. You heard right.

I'll admit, the gameplay for Mark Paynopolis seems a little...boring? Maybe? But the game still retains that quintessential bullet time motion and, well, this guy tries really hard to sell it to you. Enough that I might fork over the cash just because of that.

And, hey, at least it comes with all those awesome alternate outfits!

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