You really are a bastard, Ohcrapnick (I think that's your name. That's the what the guy called you at 0:28 of this video, anyway). But you're one hell of a driver, straddling the highway barrier in Grand Theft Auto Online, I'll give you that.

Ohcrapnick's daredevil antics, death by cash register, and a couple of fatalities straight out of a Wile E. Coyote cartoon are among the highlights of this reel, compiled mostly from Grand Theft Auto Online's first week but with a few singleplayer campaign fuckups tossed in. The video is by Amazingfilms247 on YouTube.

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