If you’re going to make a finger-shaped souvenir for a horror video game, you’ve really got to sell the body part—a well-defined nail area, proper coloration and the like. The more you obscure a fake finger prop with unnecessary details, the more it looks like a horrifying dick.
Last week we asked our readers to fix The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt’s missing penis problem. Our readers responded with the stuff of endless nightmares.
Earlier this week we learned the shocking news: Witcher series star Geralt of Rivia has no penis. We can fix this. I know we can. I believe in us.
Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan, daughter Brooke, and Jimmy Hart are having a wonderful time paying tribute to The Notorious B.I.G in Def Jam Rapstar, until the Hulkster decides the cameraman wants to see his penis. Thank goodness for censor bars.
Today at GamesCom I witnessed a monkey touching a pig's penis. Perhaps I should explain.
Ten-year-old Kade Goodman's holiday dreams were shattered on Christmas Day, when it was discovered that someone had left a penis on his used PSP.
Click to viewHere's a video of an unpublished, user-created level from LittleBigPlanet. And there's a reason why it continues to go unpublished.