Earlier this week we learned the shocking news: Witcher series star Geralt of Rivia has no penis. We can fix this. I know we can. I believe in us.
Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan, daughter Brooke, and Jimmy Hart are having a wonderful time paying tribute to The Notorious B.I.G in Def Jam Rapstar, until the Hulkster decides the cameraman wants to see his penis. Thank goodness for censor bars.
Today at GamesCom I witnessed a monkey touching a pig's penis. Perhaps I should explain.
Ten-year-old Kade Goodman's holiday dreams were shattered on Christmas Day, when it was discovered that someone had left a penis on his used PSP.