Months after fan voting ended, you can finally download and print the alternate covers for BioShock Infinite over at Irrational Games’ website.

Okay, it's time to talk about it. About what, you ask? About how totally bananas the violence in BioShock Infinite is.

We all know Uncle Sam. The guy in the Old Glory-styled top hat and tails is the personification of the United States that American schoolkids grow up learning about. You probably know him from the famous poster strongly urging that you enlist and maybe you've seen him done up as a superhero.

In an office in Union Square last week, BioShock Infinite 's lead creator, Ken Levine, said I could ask him about anything. He was in a kind and generous mood, offering me a strawberry from a bowl of them—he at eats at least half a pound of them a day, he told me.

Irrational Games' Ken Levine finds a diplomatic answer to a sticky question. If you think that'd load slow on a Datasette, think about downloading it on a 300 baud VICModem.

A little under two weeks ago, Irrational Games asked you to vote on a design for the alternate side of BioShock Infinite's reversible cover. Today, Irrational revealed the results, and this is the image that came out on top, with 38 percent of the vote.

Today Ken Levine, the creator of BioShock, announced that BioShock Infinite will have a reversible box art. But that's not all.

I'll be straight up, and praise Ken Levine—the auteur of Irrational Games—for being honest, at the same time I jape at his justification for the generic bro-shooter motif of BioShock Infinite's chin-down-eyes-up cover. Bottom line, says Levine, this cover ain't for us. 'Us' being those who put more care into buying a…