Five Minutes Into Vita Pets, And I'm Already Creeped Out
When Sony announced PlayStation Vita Pets last August, I was sure a talking puppy video game was all I ever wanted. Now that I've got my paws on the game, I'm more disturbed than charmed.
TV Guy Gets His Black Men Mixed Up, and Samuel L. Jackson Roasts Him
Didn't we just go through this with Morgan Freeman? Look, this is even worse. If there is one black guy you do not want to confuse for another black guy, it is Samuel L. Jackson, because he will not let your ass off the hook.
Video Game High Fives Get Super Awkward
This awkward free throw moment brought to you by NBA 2K14. Aw, it's okay buddy. We've all been there. (Via dolocation, reddit)
Do Not Attempt These Painfully Awkward Video Game Pickup Lines on Other…
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The PAX Nerd Orgy Needs Women
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What could be more exciting than a Friday night nerd orgy at PAX next weekend in Seattle? How about a Friday night nerd orgy with actual females attending?
Someone Scissor this Glitch From UFC Undisputed, Pronto
Look, I know that the "sweaty dickpunching" joke is so old, but this kind of glitch definitely does not project an image of mixed martial arts as a scientific, action-packed and, moreover, manful sport
An Unfortunate Pairing of Gestures with Double Entendres
An Australian morning news team catches up with curling, the latest It Sport, via Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games. What's the joke? Well, here it comes ... here it comes!
Gaming's Creepiest Couples
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From the Marcus and Dom bromance in Gears of War to Midna riding around on Link in Twilight Princess, Crispy Gamer explores some of the creepiest couplings in video game history.