Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Roll Out the Barrel: The Winners

Plenty of great entries for this week's 'Shop Contest, drawing on a dynamic trio photo-op comprising Nintendo's Satoru Iwata, Reggie Fils-Aime, and Shigeru Miyamoto. How do you win with that exploitable? I'll give you advice: Go to E3, screw up like I know you will, and wind up in a barrel, like dystopika!

If you're not familiar, that's a reference to Breaking Bad, as is this week's winning 'Shop (sciteach's mournful Iron Man kid was a very, very close second). Others were less subtle in their jokes, but no less hilarious either. Still, Mike, Walt and Todd getting rid of Miyamoto is the kind of dark and culturally relevant humor we like around these parts. Grats, dystopika, and all who made this week's finals!

First, the exploitable everyone was using:

Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Roll Out the Barrel: The Winners

And now the finalists:


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Roll Out the Barrel: The Winners

Acynyc2000


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Roll Out the Barrel: The Winners

arniejolt


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Roll Out the Barrel: The Winners

Brandon0151


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Roll Out the Barrel: The Winners

ChosenCharacter


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Roll Out the Barrel: The Winners

DanRather


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Roll Out the Barrel: The Winners

dummysystem


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Roll Out the Barrel: The Winners

dystopiq


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Roll Out the Barrel: The Winners

giantboydetective


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Roll Out the Barrel: The Winners

gren-aid


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Roll Out the Barrel: The Winners

HampstaSandwich


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Roll Out the Barrel: The Winners

hugmungous


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Roll Out the Barrel: The Winners

mac46


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Roll Out the Barrel: The Winners

RJT


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Roll Out the Barrel: The Winners

sciteach


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Roll Out the Barrel: The Winners

sciteach


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Roll Out the Barrel: The Winners

Skyrider


Kotaku 'Shop Contest: Roll Out the Barrel: The Winners

slushstomper