​At This Rate, He Should Just Play Soccer

Could a PlayStation Move wand even survive the landing after such bodacious move?

Reading rumors about what a major video game company's latest patent application could mean reminded me that Context-Free Patent Art exists. Well, existed. In the time since I last checked on it, the Tumblr filled with crazy drawings from intellectual property filings has pretty much closed down. But, it's still got a trove of truly incredible illustrations in its archive.

​At This Rate, He Should Just Play Soccer

​At This Rate, He Should Just Play Soccer

​At This Rate, He Should Just Play Soccer

​At This Rate, He Should Just Play Soccer