How To Beat Three People At Civilization V Multiplayer
Comment by: TeamBlacula
Nomination by: MrGOH
Look at Civ V.
Now look at your game.
Look back at Civ V.
Look back at your game.
Look at your city.
Look at the barbarians.
You're on a horse.
Riding to defeat the barbarians from the city you're building The Great Wall in.
Of the new technology that will begin a Golden Age for your society.
You're in a tank.
Frank West Takes A Trip To Fortune City For Dead Rising 2
Comment by: HungerSTGF
Nomination by: Mike8813
If a war happens, and Frank West is not around to cover it, does it count as a war?
My parents did would not buy me a PlayStation and they issued a standing "No More Games" order on the relatives. Quite vexed I set in mind an epic plan.
First I bought a rake and an old push lawnmower from a yardsale. Next I woke up super early and offered to mow lawns for half of what all the neigborhood kids were offering. This was a navy housing neighborhood so there were a lot of yards. After a week of backbreaking labor I had enough for the console but realized I needed to find more money for games.
Since I put all the other kids out of business with my uncanny ability to wake up earlier than them and price them out of business, I was able to "hire" them to work for me. They cut the lawns and gave me a 25% cut for managing the client list.
With my big wad of cash in hand I woke up early on a Saturday and pretended to go out mowing. Instead I was actually riding my bike the 10 miles to walmart. I bought the PS, Red Alert, and Wipeout. By the time my parents realized what I did I was sitting in my room, stack of games, pile of money totally relaxed. When I explained it all to my father he nodded and told me ,"You understand the value of a dollar now" and then never made any weird restrictions on what I could have again
—Famous Quotes Misattributed—
"A 'No' uttered from the deepest conviction is better than a 'Yes' merely uttered to please, or worse, to avoid trouble."
-Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney
"Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism or in the darkness of destructive selfishness."
-Commander Shepard, Human Systems Alliance
"Brevity is the soul of wit."
"He who is prudent and lies in wait for an enemy who is not, will be victorious."
"Machines were, it may be said, the weapon employed by the capitalists to quell the revolt of specialized labor."
-Heavy Weapons Guy
"A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on."
"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."
"Bodily decay is gloomy in prospect, but of all human contemplations the most abhorrent is body without mind."
-Louis, Francis, Bill, Zoey
"Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without."
So, I get the complete game at the time of purchase, for a one time fee? What an odd way of doing business.
Kratos, take with you these Blades Of Athena, these Claws Of Hades, and these Calf Muscles Of Pre-Adolescence.
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