You Want A War I'm The Front Line

To: Brian
From: Luke

I'll keep this brief, because it's late, and manning the night shift by yourself gets you beat.

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But I found out today that, if the baby gets upset while we're driving (admittedly a rare occurence), she is INSTANTLY silenced, then quickly put to sleep, by one song and one song only: Slayer's War Zone.

I am what you could call a proud father about now.

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The tranquil, soothing sounds... of Slayer.

Reminds me of when the Mythbusters testing if plants grow better with music, and found super angry heavy rock music made the plants grow huge.

Does Black Sabbath's War Pigs work as well, Luke?