No matter how hard you try, pleading with the Xenomorph in Alien: Isolation just doesn't work. The alien (much like a cat) just does what it wants, despite what you tell it to do. But the androids? They should really know better.

It was a long time coming but I finally got a chance to play Alien: Isolation. And with YouTube supporting 60fps video, what better time than now?

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