The Xbox Series S is one of my favorite purchases. Itâs the little machine that could, a less powerful version of a next-gen console, that somehow is able to run everything anyway. Today you can get one for under $200, the cheapest itâs ever beenâeven cheaper than last weekâs cheapest ever. You know, if you donât mind being part of the evils of corporate America.
I know this reads like one of those posts where Kotaku gets a giant wad of cash for every purchase, but honestly, Iâm writing this up because itâs so damned cheap. The catch is you need to buy it through Amazon, and Amazon is awful.
As spotted by IGN for this Cyber Monday, Amazon has the Xbox Series S at $237.99. However, when you buy the âHoliday Console,â you also get $40 of Amazon credit if you put in the code âXBOXâ at checkout.
Did I lie? Is it really under $200 if you need to pay $238 to get the credit? Iâm going with: yes. Because, the truth is, we all buy from Amazon all the damn time, even though we know we shouldnât. Even though we know how it treats its workers. Even though it is about to cut 10,000 jobs likely because the home surveillance machine Alexa is a colossal $10bn flop.
So, you know, having $40 on your Amazon account is the same as having $40 in your bank account that youâd have spent on Amazon anyway. In fact, the next $40-worth of stuff you buy from Amazon will feel like itâs free! It doesnât matter that you put the money there yourself, itâll still feel like a free thing when you order, and the checkout says itâs covered. Weâre so stupid.
However, you do end up getting a really awesome console, while giving Microsoft, that already sells it at a loss, far less money. Sure, youâll end up spending a fortune more on expanded storage for it, because the S comes with a ludicrous 364GB free on its puny SSD. And yeah, youâre going to pay a monthly tithe to Game Pass for there to be any point in owning it. And then youâll need that second controller…
Capitalism is evil! But we still want games consoles, and this is the cheapest way youâre going to get a brand new one. Now, who wants to give me a job in advertorial?
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