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Worst: Jaskier

Image: Netflix
Image: Netflix

Good lord, what has actor Joey Batey done to enrage the hair, makeup, and costume departments on The Witcher? This season, Jaskier’s hair looks less like a wig and more like a haircut his mom forced him to get to adhere to a Catholic school’s dress code. Even his face in that picture above looks like he’s sad about his haircut.

Sure, the part looks natural and it’s less obvious there’s a wig cap under there than there was in season one, but this chin-length bob is giving early-aughts Posh Spice. It’s giving “can I speak to the manager.”

As io9’s Linda Codega puts it, Jaskier’s Season Three look is “Dora the explorer ass hair and off-the-rack costume.” And that floral shirt they have him in for a huge chunk of this season? Tragic.

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