Wife Back Home (What Fetuses Wear)

To: Crecente
From: Ashcraft
RE: Vomit Elevator :(


Post ultrasound conversation:

Mini-Bash: Is it a boy or a girl?
Mrs. Bashcraft: We don't know yet. The baby's still too small.
Mini-Bash: Know how you can tell?
Mrs. Bashcraft: How?
Mini-Bash: It's a girl if it's wearing a dress. Was it wearing a dress?
Mrs. Bashcraft: Baby girls are born wearing dresses?
Mini-Bash: Yes.
Mrs. Bashcraft: Oh yeah? What were you born wearing?
Mini-Bash: Pants.


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You need to teach mini-bash that guys aren't born with pants, we're born with money. It's a girl if there's no money, but a lot of random useless trinkets instead...