It takes a special kinda man to kick off a new month of Kotaku's daily Open Thread posts. Unfortunately that man could not be with us today. Here's a bunch of My Little Pony links.
Oh you know I would never share my top secret pony links with you folks. Instead, here's some quality pony-free internet randomocitiness. It's a word. Look it up while I run away.
- A bus you can drive through without getting arrested. As the amazing highway-straddling bus passes over you'll struggle with the overwhelming urge to swerve to one side, just to see what happens.
- A T-Rex bite exerts the same pressure as an elephant sitting on you. And while we're just stringing together random unpleasant things, a brown recluse bite hurts as much as getting stabbed in the eye with a snake.
- Charge your iPhone while breathing, looking like a Mortal Kombat ninja. Sure you might get recruited into a mysterious martial arts tournament where the prize is the continued independence of the Earth and the penalty for failure is death; you'll be able to tweet about it.
- Shirtless Kirk is so sexy. This one's for the ladies. And the men. And several species of animals. You're welcome.
Kirk will be back tomorrow to show us how this is really done. Until then, stay jazzy!