If your story involves some kind of homemade urinating contraption and a strict diet of whatever is within arm’s reach and doesn’t require cooking, you’re probably delightfully gross and I want to hear from you.

Ditto if your story involves days of unwashed clothes, missed jury duty dates, or anything involving the words “temporary paralysis.”

If it’s more about your house burning down while you stayed to kill a boss, or left a broken arm unattended, you need to reconsider your life but I still want to hear from you. And believe me, I’ve heard stories like that before...

Drop a comment below or email me your stories if you prefer some privacy.

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