What Mass Effect Looks Like to Someone Who Doesn't Play Mass Effect

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Jessie lives with two Mass Effect nerds, who play the games all the time. Jessie has never played Mass Effect. When asked to name/describe the characters in the series, then, this is what she came up with.

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The names might be missing for the most part, but yeah, she pretty much nails everything else.

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As someone who is absolutely surrounded by Mass Effanatics (my word, not yours) and is also someone who does not like Mass Effect, I can vouch for the accuracy of this. Except Garrus. I loathe Garrus.