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Watch/Pity The Participants In The Halo Wedding

By
Luke Plunkett
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As a man on the cusp of marriage himself, I've got a few ideas on the kind of wedding I want. A Halo one, I don't want. But I do enjoy watching them.

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Watching them and saying, out loud, "thank Christ that's not me".

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