Homophobic President Vladimir Putin asserted his masculinity yesterday while visiting a school somewhere in Russia. He drew a vagina in front of all the students and then he said it was 'a cat from behind.' No, Vladimir, that isn't a cat, you fascist pig.
While visiting a school in Russia's Kurgan region, President Putin drew this. It's not what you probably think it is. Apparently.
When a student asked him what he drew, Putin replied that it was a cat from behind. Oh. I thought it was a vagina. Or a penis. Or a vagina penis.
Just think of what Putin could do on Nintendo 3DS's Swapnote. Then again, maybe don't.
Putin Draws Picture of Cat's Behind During School Visit [The Moscow Times]
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