Mass Effect Body Pillows

Mass Effect fans were really eating well this year, despite us not getting any real news on Mass Effect 4. If you are a filthy little freak (of course you are, you like Mass Effect) and want to snuggle with one of the game’s sexiest characters, you can do just that thanks to the line of body pillows available at the BioWare shop.

If I were single and walked into someone’s apartment after a boozy night out with the intention of sleeping with them and saw one of these on their bed, the decision to leave or stay would be entirely dependent upon which character was on their pillow case. If it’s Thane (whose case is currently on sale for $9, btw) or Garrus in a dude’s apartment, I’m there, but if it’s big-boobied Liara, I might leave. I’m conveniently leaving out the fact that my partner made me buy a body pillow so he could put the Thane Krios case on it and snuggle that instead of me, but I’m bitter.