Those two things would be tight pants and Nazi killing. Looks like Replay Studios, by way of Gamecock, will be serving up both in spades, as crouch-walking and fence-scaling are ideal activities for maximizing the exposure of a caboose in taut leather. Velvet Assassin also lets you shoot Nazis in the face. You've already got our attention, Replay, so don't go screwing this up with some half-baked stealth gameplay. We don't want to have to push this one to the back of the shelf for fear of embarrassment.
Personally, I am moderately charmed
by it. It looks like it might have
some of the retro fun of a No One
Lives Forever. Hopefully in between
all the sneaking and killing there
will be oodles of atmosphere. Also,
I like women's bums in tight leather.
And the animations in this game
are quite nice. So seeing that
bum moving will be very compelling.