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I’ve No Idea What’s Going On In Project X Zone, And I Don’t Care

I’m ten hours into Namco Bandai’s massive tactical RPG cross-over for the 3DS, and Tron Bonne just asked Tekken‘s Jin Kazama who violated his cornflakes this morning. “I don’t eat cornflakes.” With dialogue like this, who needs plot? If you really need a story to justify 60 characters from .hack, Valkyria Chronicles, Mega Man, Street…

Deadpool is a hilarious comic book, and the video game based on the character lives up to that reputation, delivering a crazy amount of one-liners. The JRPG references in this particular screenshot crack me up. What are the funniest Deadpool lines you’ve seen so far?

This image, accompanied by the hashtag #IfInDoubt, popped up on thetwitter feed of Codemasters, whom you might know as the developers of racing game series Dirt and Grid. Mysterious! What do you folks think it means?

This Black Ops II Vengeance DLC Trailer Has A Little Bit of Everything

Ray guns, zombies, tropical islands, live-action cameos. Plus a banshee. Activision put out another sneak peek at the latest add-on to their newest Call of Duty, the Vengeance pack, which hits Xbox Live next Tuesday, and the PC and PS3 a bit later.

A Level Pack to Prove that Duke Nukem 3D’s Still Got It

The creators of Metropolitan Mayhem, an urban-themed level pack for Duke Nukem 3D, uploaded a brand-spanking new trailer for their mod, which came out in… March 2012. Odd timing. Still, there’s “an hour’s worth of oldskool entertainment” to be had, so if you’ve got Duke 3D and like the way this looks, dig in! New…

It’s Not Wise To Upset This Amazing Wookie Cosplayer

You know, you might think it’s easy cosplaying as a wookie, but it’s not. All that hair, it’s tough getting it to look right. So hats off to mcm1015 here, who has done one hell of a job. Ignoring the easy Chewbacca route, instead we get Snoova, a mercenary created for the Shadows of the…

Turns out GoD Factory: Wingmen, that interesting MOBA/space shooter we showed you a few months back has a Kickstarter. Check it out, this game probably needs to be made.

Naked Butts, Christopher Lee & Mouse Poop = One Insane Trailer

Nearly thirty years after the first game was released, veteran British developer Mel Croucher has decided that now is the time to jump on the Kickstarter bandwagon and make a sequel to 1984 cult classic Deus Ex Machina. You can see the trailer above. Its got Christopher Lee in it! And a rock music soundtrack,…

Another game, State of Decay, has been refused classification (read: banned) in Australia. It’s the second in two days, and comes despite the country finally getting an adults-only rating last year.

60 Minutes Of Tetsuya Nomura Talkin’ ‘Bout Final Fantasy XV, KHIII

Go make yourself a cup of tea, get some cushions and settle in, Square Enix fans. This is an hour-long chat with Final Fantasy character designer Tetsuya Nomura, recorded during E3 but only uploaded earlier today, in which he opens up about Final Fantasy XV and Kingdom Hearts III.

The Real Science Behind The Last Of Us’ Zombie Hordes

It’s no secret that the “infected” from Naughty Dog’s The Last Of Us are based on the parasitic fungus known as Cordyceps. It even formed part of the game’s announcement. But hey, science, it can sometimes be a little dense. So thank Kyle Hill over at Scientific American for writing a beginner’s guide to not…

Here Are The Official “Best Of E3 2013” Nominees

The Game Critic Awards, of which some editors of this website (not me!) are judges, have announced their nominees for the 2013 Game Critics Awards: Best of E3 awards. These are the real deal; while individual sites can slap a ribbon or badge on anything they want, these nominees were settled on by a hivemind…

The Xbox One Controller Side-By-Side with the PS4 Controller

We’ve seen the Xbox One controller. We’ve seen the PS4 controller. Now, we see the Xbox One controller stacked up with the PS4 Controller. Well, what do you think? The PS4 controller looks kind of big in comparison to the Xbox One controller! The above image comes courtesy of website GameChup (via IB Times), but…

World Of Warcraft Accounts Are Getting Jacked, Yo

Blizzard has released a statement revealing that there’s been a “recent increase in unauthorized World of Warcraft account-logins”. These are coming in via Blizzard’s site and the WoW mobile armory app, leading Blizzard to temporarily suspend access to its auction house via the game’s mobile app. Affected account holders are being contacted by Blizzard and…

“What The F**k Kind Of Game Is Earthbound?”

The following is an excerpt from Earthbound, Ken Baumann’s upcoming book about Nintendo’s cult classic 1994 RPG. “I mean, you have to pray to beat an emotion!” Scott laughs. “Yeah.” “How did this game get made?” • It’s hard for me to reconcile EarthBound with any video games I’ve played since. Most games traffic in…

The people working on the Rise of the Triad reboot take the game’s 90s roots very seriously. They’ve already re-created the cover art, characters, and feel of Apogee’s cult classic, and they’re putting the same care into the soundtrack. This video diary details how they’re re-recording the classic tracks from the original game, and if…

From Molydeux To Molyneux: The Weirdo Game Jam Comes Home To Roost

You may recall Molyjam, a 2012 “game jam” that brought together amateur and professional game developers from around the world to make games based on the weird ideas espoused by the satirical Peter Molydeux Twitter account. That account, of course, was a joke version of the very real game designer Peter Molyneux. Yes, it was…

Broforce: you’re still a bro, and you’re still blowing s**t up…and that’s still awesome judging from this new development trailer. You canplay abrototype build here, and vote for it on Steam Greenlight here.

Returning To Alpha Protocol, The Spy Adventure That Survived

Time and again they’ve told me, “Dude, you should play Alpha Protocol!” And time and again, I’ve ignored them. Until now. For some reason, this past weekend I decided to really play the game. There’s a bit of a lull going on right now, with The Last of Us out of the way and, aside…

You Think This Moody First-Person Trailer Won’t Scare You. But It Will.

I watched and watched and thought “Well, this looks cool but nothing’s really happening.” But then something happened—exactly what I don’t know—and I jumped in my desk chair. Yup, Routine’s got me. It’s been almost a year since we last saw a glimpse of Lunar Software’s Routine, the sci-fi horror game that looks to eschew…