Two True Statements

To: The Man They Call Brian Ashcraft
From: The Man They Call Stephen Totilo
Re: My Favorite Cereal Is...


As I write this, Crecente is in a plane heading to Hawaii. Let's wave to him.


I think he just waved back.

Not only is Crecente on a plane, but Fahey is in a race car. Owen is fighting a fire. McWhertor is playing the saxophone. Luke is doing a headstand.


And I am sitting in front of a painting of people having sex.

Actually, only the Crecente thing and one other of those things I just wrote is true. The mystery of the other true statement will be revealed tomorrow!

What are you doing while reading this? Eating more of that cereal?

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