Speedrunning a video game can be a funny, beautiful gasp-inducing feat, sometimes done for the benefit of others. But blazing through all the important stuff that you're 'supposed' to do in life in as little time as possible? Kinda gross, in more ways than one.
IRLDQ (In Real Life Done Quick) is a fake speedrun contest cooked up for the latest Mega64 video and watching it makes me glad nothing like IRLDQ exists for real. You'd have to break all sorts of moral, ethical and legal norms to 'win' at such a thing. Not to mention losing your life.