To: Ash
From: Crecente
Re: Grade School Is So Long

We're having a dog trainer come to the house in a few minutes. She's coming to teach Poe some manners. An ill mannered lapdog is one thing, but a 110 pounds, hippo-headed Great Dane that doesn't know that he can't sit on your lap or chew on your arm is an altogether different issue.

Don't get me wrong, I love Poe. But we're exactly one "fun" pounce on a running neighbor kid away from a lawsuit, so it's training time.

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