This Snake Walks Into An IKEA...

Maybe the next Metal Gear should take place in an Office Max or supermarket in Sweden. Maybe it shouldn't. Maybe we should talk about thoughts like these in tonight's open thread.


While our nightly off-topic post is normally less about video games than the rest, I was curious to know what other video games are worthy of the weird Final Fantasy X-2 and Final Fantasy XIII-2 treatment. Who out there is really hungry for a Zelda II: The Adventure of Link 2, for example? Or Super Metroid 2? Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2-2? Better suggestions are welcome in the comments.

But if you just came here to read things that aren't about video games, here you go.


Manly McBeeferton

I hate to post something video game related in #offtopic, but I need some Minecraft ideas.

Throw me ideas of what to build and I shall pick something, build it, and make a video about it, then whore it out on Kotaku.

Should I build sprite art? A mechanism of some sort? A giant pikachu? A castle of epic proportions? A penis?

You decide!