Which, you know, might not be a bad thing.
This is Momotaro, whose owner is telling the feline to "stand." In the video, you can hear the owner praise the cat, saying, "You look like a human."
Of course, this isn't the only standing cat on the internet (this one right here might be the most famous).
Here are more videos of Momotaro practicing how to stand as well as walk backwards:
This might take some time, though.
人が入っているような猫 [ko tama@YouTube]
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