Battleship? It's for cowards. And small children. Grown ups play Battleshots, which substitutes plastic pegs for boats full of booze.
Sure, it takes a bit longer to set up, and costs a lot more than the venerable old board game, but it looks a lot more fun. Dangerous too, but there's fun in danger.
You Just Sunk My Battleship…[MAKE]
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