This is it, video games. You've hit your peak. Things aren't getting much better than Wake-up Club, a free game that comes out Tuesday for Sony's PlayStation Vita handheld.
Wake-up Club, you see, is a social alarm clock.
Let me repeat that.
Wake-up Club is a social alarm clock.
"What does that mean?" you might ask. Excellent question. What you can do with Wake-up Club is set the app to wake you up in the morning, then look over at your Vita and see the avatars of a bunch of other people who wake up at the same time as you. You can high-five other people who are awake, laugh at the people who are still sleeping, and add people as your Vita friends—because clearly you all have something in common.
But wait! There's more!
Your Vita will now keep track of how often you wake up on time. That's right, Sony has gamified the process of getting up in the morning. Waking up is now a video game. Pack it up, everyone. We're done here.