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There Is A Kickstarter For "Flying Assault Butts"

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There are genuinely attractive Kickstarters, there are joke Kickstarters, and then there are Kickstarters like this, which somehow manages to be both at once.

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Flying Assault Butts is a campaign to add a...very special new miniature to your tabletop game of choice. Of a butt. Warhammer, Warmachine, an RPG, whatever. It can now have an assault butt.

There is backstory.

In the Grimdarkmost far future, war has engulfed the galaxy. A plague has come from the furthest dimensions of the unknown, wiping out whole populations. The plague causes an unspeakable agony as the victim's butt takes on a life of it's own, tearing itself away to attack mindlessly. Perhaps it's some government science project gone awry. Perhaps it's, I don't know, magic or something.

What I do know is: The Butt Wars rage.

Now: awesome news. Because the campaign has already blown past its original target, there are more butt designs on the way to complement the original "batwings". Like the pirate Captain Buttbeard.

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And the The Rampaging Rumpagon.

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Wonderful.

The campaign isn't done yet, so if you want to contribute - and maybe bring the world more tabletop butt monster designs - please, do so.

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Miniature Wargaming - Flying Assault Butts [Kickstarter, via BOLS]

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freeasabird
FreeAsABird

4 things:

1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_M…

2. Does the first flying butt have a stick in the hole?

3. if you draw red dots on the cheeks they can become flying assault breasts.

4. This made me thing that this was just a minimalistic statue of Morrigan.