This pony is sick of your crap, E3 week, and your pitiful offering of game releases.
And don’t give me that “it’s E3, so we’re getting plenty of teasers and new shiny stuff to look at.” Some of us just want something new right now, thank you very much.
Here’s the slim pickings:
Tuesday, June 14
Ori and the Blind Forest Definitive Edition — Xbox 360
Dead by Daylight — PC
Feudalism — PC, Mac
Coming Soon
Tuesday, June 21
Mighty No. 9 — PS4, PS3, Xbox 360, Xbox One, Wii U, PC, Mac
Deadlight: Director’s Cut — Xbox One, PS4
Umbrella Corps — PS4, PC
The Brookhaven Experiment — PC
Grand Kingdom — PS4, Vita
The Technomancer — PS4, Xbox One, PC
Friday, June 24
Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games — Wii U
Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE — Wii U
What’d I miss? Is something big coming up on Steam or mobile? Wade into the comments, which I’ve decorated with rainbows and sunshine. You can see them only if you believe.
