I'd like to think that if I found myself surrounded on all sides by zombies I'd have the presence of mind to stuff a stick of dynamite up a chicken's ass.

Okay, technically it's a rooster. That's what separates me from the animated backwoods stereotype. That and my lack of control over large aquatic mammals. One day.


Redneck Revenge: A Zombie Road Trip is coming to Android, iOS and Blackberry (what, really?) on February 14.

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