The Story Of Gabe Newell, In One Minute

Brought to you by the same folks who told you everything you need to know about Uncharted in a minute and everything you need to know about Diablo in a minute, here's Gabe Newell In A Minute.

Of course it'd be impossible to sum up all of Newell's accomplishments in just sixty seconds, but this is a decent enough summary of how he wound up making Valve. And when he'll release Half-Life 3.*

*Note: Video may not actually reveal when Newell will release Half-Life 3. Kotaku is not responsible for any injuries that may have occurred due to excitement induced by our mention of Half-Life 3.