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Are ya ready, troops? According to English Russia, one of the most popular marching songs in the country's military is the SpongeBob SquarePants theme. There's video proof, too, of numerous troops marching to and singing the song, showing that this is definitely a thing. A delightful thing.

[insert joke about how in Russia, SpongeBob SquarePants sings you]

SpongeBob Soviet Army [English Russia]