The latest trailer for Final Fantasy XIII-2, the sequel to Final Fantasy XIII, features beautiful cutscenes, exciting gameplay, and some truly horrid dialogue. Can't win 'em all!

Some standout nuggets: "One more thing, don't ever lay down and wait to die" and "Humans aren't strong, they die easy." La-la-la-la-la-la-la.

Ungh. The pretty pictures flying through the air sure look nice.

Final Fantasy XIII-2 will be out next January.

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