I’m seeing a lot of negativity out there about the Switch’s launch line-up, but I really don’t know what people are talking about. The 1-2 Switch is gonna be a system seller, and it’s going to be because of this amazing cow milking mini-game.
Maybe you missed it last night—the official 1-2 Switch trailer only has a split second of this mini-game, but it turns out there’s a second trailer dedicated solely to this aspect of the game. You’ve gotta see this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xps4pOcepw8
The idea alone is kinda out there…but the way the actors oversell it, as if they are in sheer ecstasy milking an invisible cow, is something else:
It’s gotta be that HD Rumble in the Joy-Cons, right? They must really be able to feel the tactile bliss of having an udder in their hands. Damn.
