The Nintendo Switch Already Has A Promising Esport

I’m seeing a lot of negativity out there about the Switch’s launch line-up, but I really don’t know what people are talking about. The 1-2 Switch is gonna be a system seller, and it’s going to be because of this amazing cow milking mini-game.

Maybe you missed it last night—the official 1-2 Switch trailer only has a split second of this mini-game, but it turns out there’s a second trailer dedicated solely to this aspect of the game. You’ve gotta see this.

The idea alone is kinda out there...but the way the actors oversell it, as if they are in sheer ecstasy milking an invisible cow, is something else:


It’s gotta be that HD Rumble in the Joy-Cons, right? They must really be able to feel the tactile bliss of having an udder in their hands. Damn.

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Poey Gordon

I’m udderly amazed at how much Kotaku is milking this Nintendo Switch thing. We get it, y’all are dairy excited. But let’s not lose perspective. Some people have real beef with Nintendo right now, and I have to say, some of that is really a lot of bull. Still, if Nintendo wants to keep up, they really need to hoof it, otherwise, they are going to be forced to moove over for the competition.