The New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Works Better As An 8-Bit Game

The original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles game for the NES was brutal. The 2014 movie reboot was horrible. CineFix's 8 Bit Cinema mixes together two bads to make a not bad at all.


The 8 Bit Cinema version of the 2014 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie has me wondering if the movie and the NES Turtle's would have been better had they swapped plots. The imagined game of the movie looks pretty good, and who wouldn't want to watch two hours of anthropomorphic amphibians dying horribly over and over again in the Dam level?


"dying horribly over and over again in the Dam level?"

This. This is what started my utter hatred for water levels. If there's ever a game where a swimming level is randomly thrown into the middle of an otherwise ground-based game, I always get flashbacks to this BS.