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With New Super Mario Bros. Wii around the corner - a game that introduces yet more suits to Mario's burgeoning wardrobe - we figured it was a good time to look back, and forward, at some of his sharper outfits.

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We're not going to catalogue every suit he's ever worn; that would be boooooorrrring. Instead, we'll just touch on the highlights before moving onto our own wishlist for the Mario games of the future.

THE PAST

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FROG SUIT - Let you swim, and jump a little higher, but was so rarely used it's almost irrelevant. But look at him! He was a frog! With googly eyes! Adorable.

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GOOMBA'S SHOE - Stick Mario in a bouncing boot. Right. Another rare one, but memorable for its sheer absurdity.

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BEE SUIT - Aaawwww. A suit granting limited powers of flight, it's the highlight of 2007's Super Mario Galaxy, and still perhaps the cutest suit the plumber has ever been spotted in. Aside from...

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TANOOKI SUIT - Turned Mario into a furry centrefold. Gut-wrenchingly cute, but for accuracy's sake, it probably needed more Tanooki balls.

THE PRESENT

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PENGUIN SUIT - A new addition for the upcoming New Super Mario Bros. Wii. It lets you slide on ice and swim a little better, but more importantly, it lets you shoot ice at the bad guys.

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PROPELLER SUIT - Another 2009 addition. Pick up a Propeller Mushroom in NSMB Wii and you get the Propeller Suit, which not only grants you the power of slow, easy flight via a little twirly helmet, but also gives you one hell of a red jumpsuit.

THE FUTURE

PANTHER SUIT - Smooth. Svelte. Silent. Sexy. Nintendo, you need to quit the cute/mythical animals and dress Mario up as a skulking great panther. Not only does he have the power of speed, but also emits a pungent odour that Princess Peach finds irresistible.

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BIRTHDAY SUIT - He's fat, hairy, eats mushrooms and lives with his brother. It's not too great a stretch to conceive that Mario also likes to hit the bottle from time to time. So future games need a boozy mushroom, which instead of granting Mario a second outfit, strips him of his first. Doesn't really grant him any powers - indeed, it just makes him more difficult to control - but it does have him asking whether KFC is still open. A lot.

LESS MARIO SUIT - Between games on the Wii, WiiWare, Virtual Console, DS and DSiWare, Mario's a little over-exposed these days. Future Mario games, therefore, would do well to feature this suit, which removes Mario from the game and replaces him with a Nintendo character due a little more face time. Like Captain Falcon.

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DISCUSSION

Are you sure the penguin suit lets you shoot ice? I don't rember seeing that in any of the videos, I though it was the Ice Flower that did that, I could be wrong though as I have of course not played it yet.

And yeah, the Hammer Bros. suit should have been on that list as it was the best of all time. #newsupermariobroswii