As we've demonstrated in Off-Kilter's semi-regular fan fiction segment, sometimes the best stories are those lurking inside the heads of a series biggest fans. Also, Jason McNally is a total dick.
There are fan fiction writers that keep their stories squarely within the confines of the series bible for whatever beloved property they seek to expound upon. And then there are fan fiction writers whose first order of business is placing themselves in those worlds and making themselves the most powerful being in the universe.
In retrospect this reads a lot like the old Bible fanfics I used to write back in high school. "God? Well I am Super God!"
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