The 80s had quite a few cartoons with the same formulaic opening scene, where only one thing could stop the forces of evil. YouTuber Jared mixed some of these together into one big intro and, well, a fake show like this would still make sense.

It’d be confusing but who wouldn’t watch a cheesy cartoon with characters such as “Jansport The Human Backpack”, “Undercover Grandma”, or “Abra Kabastard”.

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