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​The Best Next-Gen Game. The Worst Next-Gen Dialogue.

Y’know, the collective chatter amongst Kotaku
writers has unofficially dubbed Need for
Speed Rivals
as the best next-gen game so far. Several among us have raved about the way it draws you in and entices you to keep playing. But, man, the lines
coming out of the characters’ mouths in this racing game are terrible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_0PX6O4iqw

As seen here, Rivals’ first-person spoken
text pops up in the game’s cutscenes and when you’re choosing a Speedlist of
activities. They essentially form an internal monologue for the character that
you’re supposed to be embodying, in either the Racer or Cop campaigns. It’s not the kind of dialogue you get in, say, a Mass Effect game. But that does not excuse
the awfulness of lines like “You are asleep. I am awake.” Really?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awjz-X2X0Wc

In my review
of the latest Need for Speed, I said
that neither side of Rivals‘ opposing factions are likable. The dialogue that’s
responsible for that feeling creates a weird dissonance while playing. You want
to best Rivals‘ challenges to prove your
skill but the ham-fisted bluster surrounding the in-game action deadens the thrill
of it. Thankfully, the instances where you have to listen to bro-tastic
psyche-yourself-up talk are few. Still, you’ll wince every time you hear one of
those gravel-voiced snippets.

https://kotaku.com/need-for-speed-rivals-the-kotaku-review-1465382104

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYi4j3XK-xA

With most games, the cutscenes and little bits of character insights delivered
in spoken dialogue are supposed to be little rewards that draw you deeper. In
Rivals, though, they’re laughable and clunky. For all the sizzle of Rivals‘ design
and visuals, it’s pretty clear that not all of this Need for Speed‘s components
got an upgrade.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vg_7meJYSws

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