Thanks For Killing All Of The Animals, Mobile Gamers

Now I am no zoologist, but you don't know that, so when I say the nearly ten billion animals shot in the surprisingly good Deer Hunter 2014 represents all the animals in the world, you should just take my word for it. After all, I am a zoologist.


Not only did mobile gamers kill every single animal on Earth, they did so with amazing inaccuracy, according to this celebratory infographic from Glu Mobile. 10 billion animals killed, 30 billion shots fired. There are now three times the spent bullet casings on the planet than there were animals just a few months ago. That would be great, if we were a race that could survive solely on spent bullet casings. *consults Wikipedia* We are not.

I understand. It's a really good mobile game. I have it on all of my Android and iOS devices. I killed several of those animals myself — though I was careful and considerate enough to not kill all of them.

Nice one, mobile gamers. Not only am I out of a job (no need for zoologists now), next year I am going to have to review Glu Mobile's Baby Hunter 2015.

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