If you like absurdist humor and games where you can smack a lot of butts, Thank Goodness Youâre Here is probably right up your alley. This short but hilarious game makes for a fantastic weekend play, and is guaranteed to put a smile on your face. If youâre wondering just how long itâll take you to make it to the end of Thank Goodness Youâre Here, weâve got the answer for you below.
Thank Goodness Youâre Here describes itself as a âslapformer,â a peculiarly British game set in the fictional Northern English town of Barnsworth. You play as a traveling salesman in a vaguely 1970s world, where you do odd jobs for the many locals. And hit a lot of things. Itâs exactly as strange as youâd expect from the developers of Untitled Goose Game
How long is Thank Goodness Youâre Here?
While its objectives often require some trial-and-error to complete, Thank Goodness Youâre Here is relatively linear and has no fail-state. That means you canât die and are free to simply explore the world at your own pace.
As such, if youâre the kind of player who just wants to push through the town without engaging fully with its many peculiar denizens at every turn, you can wrap up Thank Goodness Youâre Hereâs story in just two to three hours. But donât do that, youâll be missing out.
Thereâs a surprising amount of content thatâs easy to overlook in Thank Goodness Youâre Here, especially if youâre looking to obtain all of the gameâs trophies or achievements. Youâll need to do things like knock on every closed door, find a lot of animals hidden in places like trash cans, and speak to certain characters at specific times during the story to move their side-stories along.
When going for this kind of full completionâespecially without a guideâyou can expect to spend up to six hours with Thank Goodness Youâre Here, as you may need to run through the game multiple times to wrap up anything you missed.
Thereâs no denying that Thank Goodness Youâre Here is a relatively short game, but that doesnât mean thereâs not plenty to see (and plenty of butts to slap). More importantly, the game is such a delightful romp that itâs well worth the entry price regardless of how much time you spend exploring its wacky town.