Fiendish stares from hell, death animations that look like dance moves, subterrestrial ships, a Superman army, weird…
Total War: Rome II is getting a patch this Friday. Which is good, because as it stands, the game is a mess.

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Creative Assembly's latest PC strategy game, Total War: Rome II, is out today. Make sure to watch your back while slaughtering armies and conquering all those cities, lest you end up lying in a pool of your own blood. Don't follow the trailer's example, folks.