Yesterday at New York Comic-Con, one of comics' best writers and a true movie-making visionary told the world what their new comic-book series were about. Too bad no one could understand them.

No, it's not bad, like you expected it to be.

Splatterhouse is getting a bloody, modern remake later this month, but that's a gamble. The classic 1988 arcade Splatterhouse? We all know that's a fantastic game, and now you can play it on your phone.