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I Want To Move Like They Do In Video Games

I have these dreams. Dreams where my body gets out of the way, dreams where I’m not restricted by the natural limitations of bone, sinew and gravity. The dreams are not always the same. Sometimes I glide. Sometimes I float. Sometimes, I fly. And then reality clips my wings, and I’m thrust back down onto…

By Patricia Hernandez Published January 10, 2013

Grand Theft… Mario Kart

Malaysian artist Amirul Hafiz looks to Grand Theft Auto V for inspiration in this Mario piece. He’s got the colours almost perfect GRAND THEFT MARIO KART [DeviantArt, via it 8-bit]

By Luke Plunkett Published January 10, 2013

Mario’s Piranha Plant Becomes Something A Little More Recreational

“This item is intended for use with legal tobacco products only.” Hah. Of course it is. This glass piranha plant pipe sells for $85, and is made by Etsy seller Hedcraft, a purveyor of “High Quality Custom Glass Smokeware”. Glass Pipe – Monster Plant- MADE TO ORDER- Hedcraft Glassworks [etsy, via topless robot]

By Luke Plunkett Published January 9, 2013

When It Comes To The Wii U’s Online Store, Nintendo Is Dropping The Ball

When you log into the Wii U’s eShop today, here is what you’ll see on the front page: New Super Mario Bros. U, Batman: Arkham City, Ninja Gaiden 3, and Mighty Switch Force: Hyper Drive Edition In other words: the same launch games you saw a month and a half ago. When the Wii U…

By Jason Schreier Published January 8, 2013

If Nintendo Made Another Mario Movie… For The Call Of Duty Generation

Here’s the second episode of fan series Mario Warfare, which turns the Mushroom Kingdom into something a little more Call of Duty Like the first episode, it can get a little hammy, but like the first one it’s also looks shockingly pretty. MARIO WARFARE – Part 2 [beatdownboogie]

By Luke Plunkett Published January 1, 2013

Man Dressed As Super Mario Arrested For Groping Woman In Times Square

As a general rule, you probably shouldn’t grope people without their permission. But if you’re going to grope people without their permission, you really shouldn’t do it while wearing a Super Mario costume. Damon Torres, a 34-year-old street performer who solicits money by wearing costumes and posing for pictures in New York City’s Times Square,…

By Jason Schreier Published December 20, 2012

Giant Mecha Bowser, Made of LEGO, Is My New Dream Christmas Present

Only one of these exists in the world. And that, my friends, is a tragedy. LEGO builder Zane Houston put this beast together for a contest, providing some back-story as to why Bowser has given up on air power and turned to bipedal mechanised killing machines: Years of battling Mario and Luigi has taken its…

By Luke Plunkett Published December 19, 2012

This Is What A Real-Life Wii U Super Mario ZombiU Mashup Game Would Look Like

Let me tell you: if the zombie apocalypse ever becomes a real thing, I sure as shit hope I have a Wii U Game Pad that not only tells me the precise location of all zombies in my vicinity, but that could also drop me hints from survivors (hopefully not asshole survivors). And zombies that…

By Tina Amini Published December 12, 2012

The Smiths’ Greatest Hits, Re-Imagined As Classic Video Game Covers

Morrissey and his not-so-merry band of misfits could get a bit glum, and one wouldn’t think they’d fit with the candy-colored world of classic video games. One wouldn’t think Good thing there’s artist Butcher Billy to prove us wrong, posting this amazing gallery of classic Smiths tunes re-imagined as video game covers. I would hang…

By Kirk Hamilton Published December 11, 2012

If Mario’s Story Was Grittier, It’d Look Like This War

The acting is a little cheesy, but it’s fun to watch what the Mushroom Kingdom would look like ravaged by a modern-day, yet still totally fictional war. We’ve seen the trailer, but here’s the full 11-minute first episode. The video starts off very Call of Duty, music and all. And there is a lot of…

By Tina Amini Published December 11, 2012

Kotaku East

Yoshi Looks So Weird without a Nose

Just as Mario looks strange clean shaven, Yoshi looks truly odd without his round, bulbous schnoz. Then again, so does everyone. During the recent earthquake in Japan, a Yoshi figure was unfortunately damaged, which lets us see the iconic Nintendo character in a new and somewhat unsettling light. ACK! These are two photos of the…

By Brian Ashcraft Published December 11, 2012

(Possible) Wreck-It Ralph Sequel To (Maybe) Feature Mario

Fire up those warp pipes people, because the man behind Disney’s hit Wreck-It Ralph has designs on bringing everyone’s favorite mustachioed plumber to the potential sequel. Director and story writer Rich Moore has talked about a Wreck-It Ralph sequel since the film’s release last month, where it broke box office records for Walt Disney Animation…

By Holden Miller Published December 7, 2012

Steampunk Princess Peach is in Another Manor House

Should Nintendo ever work up the courage to really mess with the setting of Mario games, there are worse ideas they could have than to have the plumber fighting his way through some Dickensian clockwork castle. And if he did, well, the lady he was trying to rescue would need to dress the part as…

By Luke Plunkett Published December 6, 2012

These People Don’t Deserve Their Awesome Video Game Twitter Accounts

Ever wonder what @Mario is up to on Twitter? How about @Sonic? Or maybe @Wario, @MarcusFenix or @MasterChief? You can visit those accounts if you like, but be warned: They’re all pretty awful. You might think that someone lucky enough to have snagged @Link or @PrincessPeach would be goofing it up with all sorts of…

By Kirk Hamilton Published December 5, 2012

Mario, You Monster. The Goombas You Kill Lead Lives, Damnit!

Things get kind of messed up when you start to think about all the things we kill in video games. Heck, look at how I worded that. Things. What lives could the enemies in our games have had before we cut them short? Here’s a video by Filipe B. Costa that takes a look at…

By Patricia Hernandez Published December 3, 2012

Playing Mario With My Wife, Who Hates Mario… Part One

I hit a question block, two Super Acorns appear. Mario turns into a squirrel. To me this feels like the most natural thing in the world. “Urgh,” grunts Heizy, my wife. “Why are these greasy old men always playing dress up? It’s really creepy.” My wife. She doesn’t hate video games. She tends to tolerate…

By Mark Serrels Published December 3, 2012

Miyamoto Convinced The People Behind Paper Mario: Sticker Star To Ditch The Story

Nintendo’s got up a great Iwata Asks interview with the folks behind Paper Mario: Sticker Star that’s worth a read. Perhaps the most interesting part: Mario creator and legendary designer Shigeru Miyamoto actually convinced them that story isn’t necessary to a Paper Mario game. Which might be why, when compared to the other three Paper…

By Jason Schreier Published November 29, 2012

New 3DS XL Bundle with Mario Kart 7 Races Out

Just in time for the holidays, Nintendo is releasing a Blue/Black Nintendo 3DS XL bundle with Mario Kart 7 already installed. It’s out December 2 for US$199.99.

By Brian Ashcraft Published November 28, 2012

Kotaku East

What Do Crummy Gamers Have in Common? The Japanese Internet Discusses.

Some gamers are very good at video games. Some are just awful. And that’s okay! Still, there must be common traits of crummy gamers, and that’s what a recent thread of Japan’s largest bulletin board, 2ch, tried to pin down. The name of the thread was “Common Traits of Zero Gaming Aptitude”, and the forum…

By Brian Ashcraft Published November 19, 2012

Reviews

New Super Mario Bros. U: The Kotaku Review

New Super Mario Bros. U is an extraordinarily important game. It’s the flagship title for a new piece of gaming hardware. It’s the first-ever high-definition Mario. And it’s the Wii U’s first system-seller, one of the big games that Nintendo hopes will convince people to buy their innovative, unusual new console. It’s also just another…

By Jason Schreier Published November 15, 2012