It was inevitable, bound to happen. There's now a Japanese adult video knock off of Konami's 2009 love simulator Love Plus. The alarming thing isn't the porn parody, but rather, that it's taken this long!

This summer, Konami is offering fans of its Nintendo DS love simulator Love Plus the chance to do something very special: Pay lots of money to go on vacation with their virtual girlfriend.

Love Plus+ plus Nintendo's DSi XL plus schoolgirls. Keyword: plus.

For a moment, forget that Nintendo is releasing new portable hardware. Just imagine, there's you, schoolgirl Manaka and a DSi XL.